Dear Passenger
Welcome to My Wacky World As A Flight Attendant
Dear Passenger is packed with three decades of amusing anecdotes and episodes that have happened on and off the airplane. A small town upbringing gives me a unique Southern perspective on the antics of passengers and unusual happenings while traveling.
I’m Elizabeth Calwell, a flight attendant and a writer. My book is a comedy memoir titled Dear Passenger: Welcome to My Wacky World as a Flight Attendant.
I’ve discovered I’m a magnet for bizarre incidents, on the ground as well as in mid-air. Here are some tales of the strange, the unexplained, and the downright hilarious from my world as a flight attendant.
On every trip a unique experience just falls out of the blue. These stories include dead bodies in garment bags, a stowaway rooster, and the hilarious antics of passengers and crewmembers on the airplane. All these things have really happened—to me, or to my flying buddies during my twenty-seven years working with a major airline.
Have you ever wondered about the life of a flight attendant? Or if you’ve had a hard day at work and need to escape your on the ground job, put on your seat belt and join me at 35,000 feet. I can tell you all about it.
Welcome aboard!